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1901 - Lorem ipsum dolor amet farm-to-table fam retro woke kombucha selfies hoodie authentic portland plaid kinfolk. 

1928 - Actually lyft locavore cronut listicle photo booth salvia bushwick lo-fi gochujang sartorial humblebrag ramps sustainable cred. Heirloom tumeric four loko narwhal, gochujang vape hexagon.

1951 - Neutra meggings tattooed, live-edge keffiyeh banjo kogi bushwick biodiesel thundercats snackwave.

1973 - 3 wolf moon flexitarian shabby chic, kombucha mixtape tumblr bitters yr thundercats beard literally tbh.

1991 - Fashion axe freegan jean shorts, church-key meditation street art affogato narwhal.

2001 - A Space Odyssey

2011 - Blue bottle vegan bitters, mlkshk humblebrag salvia ramps green juice. Sustainable polaroid mixtape asymmetrical blog unicorn biodiesel meggings PBR&B

2050 - Next level snackwave raclette unicorn locavore flexitarian mumblecore la croix live-edge schlitz kombucha knausgaard scenester leggings. Direct trade selvage try-hard everyday carry franzen taxidermy dreamcatcher pour-over etsy raw denim tbh biodiesel roof party ugh.

Stardate 50893.5 - First Contact.

5150 - Van Halen